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How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend

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How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend

How To Be The Perfect Girlfriend

How to be the perfect girlfriend: With just a few simple tips, you can be the perfect girlfriend - making him want to be the perfect boyfriend. Learn with VideoJug how to do all you need to, to be come the perfect girlfriend and look after your little caveman.


Step 1:

Relax your standards

The perfect girlfriend is not a plastic doll. While you should endeavour to maintain your femininity, once in a while let your guard down: eat like a pig, slouch around, or leave the washing up. You can even surprise him be getting him to pull your finger. This way he will feel comfortable in your presence, and you in his.

Step 2:

But make an effort

With this in mind, remember that it is important to make an effort and sometimes dress up special. We know it's not practical all the time, but he'll appreciate it, and you'll feel more attractive.

Step 3:

Massage his ego

Remember that the male ego is as fragile as it was all those years ago when he first lost his way back to the cave. Make your boyfriend feel good about himself - even if he is getting in your way- let him be useful and tell him he's great. Don't nag him into submission, as there is nothing sexy about a downtrodden man.
You know the bed's not made properly, but congratulate him on having a go. You know that isn't an omelette, but it contains eggs doesn't it? So well done him!

Step 4:

Feed him

Like it or not, the old adage is true - the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. You don't have to cook, but keep your local takeaway on speed dial. Remember if your boyfriend is hungry, his attention will shift suddenly from you to the fridge. Don't take it personally, it's primal. Symptoms of hunger to look out for include: grumpiness, slightly flared nostrils or he may appear to be hunting. If he gets like this, don't suggest salad.

Step 5:

Give him space

A man's friends are important to him, and so is his ability to spend time with them, where he will do male activities like growling, fighting and measuring things, simple pursuits that confuse a complex female mind. Allow him the space to maintain these relationships. Let him roam, and when he comes home he'll be ready to spend quality time with you.

Step 6:

Listen to him

Men enjoy explaining things. Be it the mechanics of bridges, why Sean Connery's the best Bond, or the complexities of the offside rule, even if he's being patronising allow him his airtime, and he will then shut up, leaving you to enjoy the peace and quiet of a loving and giving relationship.

Step 7:

In the bedroom

When it comes to bedtime and matters of the night, your needs may be different. Sex is a simple matter for him: he wants it, whenever, wherever. Never put out if you aren't in the mood, but do accept he always will be, and don't tell him off because he finds you devastatingly attractive all of the time. And if you really don't fancy it, just distract him with beer.

Done

Have fun with your boyfriend.

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    bakeneko (8 minutes ago)

    "don't suggest salad" LMAO!!!

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    1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful jon88bad (1 day ago)

    hahaha i love his cooking

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    1 out of 2 people found this comment helpful 1111matt (4 days ago)

    The last part is simply a relationship killer. Wow, it's too bad because almost almost all the other advice. Do not give a man beer when he's in the mood. That's suicidal. Tell him that things are alright but it's just not right right now. Then give him some hints - subtle then not so subtle - on how to get you into the mood and show him the signs that it's working. That way he'll work on it, and he'll figure out what works for you. Be careful though, because this is a useful technique to also get a man to marry you. Great for new Brides too who don't know there husband well enough, too.

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    0 out of 1 person found this comment helpful elizabethYtorres (8 days ago)

    omg my boyfriend is the same way!!!!!!! for realz i love this video, and it is freaking funny, & the actors are awesome

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    2 out of 4 people found this comment helpful madmarcus (19 days ago)

    measuring things,hahaha

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    0 out of 1 person found this comment helpful layla_h2o (20 days ago)

    this is to funny - even tho its not tru its enjoying to watch - i love how she just slapped his finger

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    3 out of 5 people found this comment helpful pewp (22 days ago)

    no way not beer,,.........hahaha lol that was funni tho

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    1 out of 2 people found this comment helpful eliza5co2000 (23 days ago)

    Favorite jug video ever.

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    1 out of 3 people found this comment helpful melissahart (25 days ago)

    Haha.

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    5 out of 6 people found this comment helpful Ixilein (44 days ago)

    ^^ I like the actors! :)

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    2 out of 3 people found this comment helpful denasmiles (49 days ago)

    This is so funny but it works for sissy boys too...OMG this is just fab :)

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    10 out of 11 people found this comment helpful kingdogol (52 days ago)

    LOL, Distract him with beer, LMAO

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    3 out of 3 people found this comment helpful purpleangel84 (54 days ago)

    That video is awesome. I still have the giggles after going through signing up just to post this.

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    4 out of 5 people found this comment helpful BlackDragonBE (63 days ago)

    I agree with syno. There wasn't a word said about faithfulness. Beer can't distract me when I'm in the mood by the way..

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    2 out of 3 people found this comment helpful Scarlet0320 (69 days ago)

    doesnt mention the part where she wants it and he dont...."raised eyebrows"...never been a problem here but just interested to know..ha ha

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