How To Get A Girl To Flash You
Ever since shedding our beastly fur, we humans have been forced to cover our flesh to protect from sun and snow. What a nuisance. Humility, decency, and even local laws have kept the female form covered while outside the bedroom. But what if we told you that you didn't need to be on a date to get a beautiful woman to reveal her assets? Here's how...
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Step 1:
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Find Thy Location
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Women who will let you take a look at their coveted bosoms won't just be standing around your local grocery store. You have to go places where the elusive females are ready and willing to show you their covered assets. Check out places that host spring break debauchery.
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Step 2:
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Role Play
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Pretend you're a talent scout. Purchase a t-shirt that says Girls Gone Wild or Playboy on it. Explain that you're looking for nude, sorry, we mean new talent. Or… try the starving artist approach. Patience is key in this approach, so take your time and explain how art school and nudity go together like peas and carrots.
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Step 3:
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Enchant Thy Lady
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Offer your target something she may want. Sometimes alcohol works, sometimes beads work, sometimes you need to up the stakes and go all out.
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Step 4:
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Breast Request
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When all else fails… just ask. The key is not to make a big deal out of it, let her know you're just interested in seeing what's hidden underneath her clothing, strictly out of curiosity. Some women may be offended by this. But, others will be ok with it and grant you a quick peek, which is what the flash is all about.