How To Get Your Partner To Watch Porn
If you love watching porn, and your girl is not a porn fan, then watch this dirty, sexy little film, which will show you how to get your partner interested in naked people, blue movies and erotic art. Good luck tiger!
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Step 1:
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Porn Gender differences
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Women have sex fantasies too- and they are far more organised, and well thought-out than yours. Traditionally, girls haven't been well catered for by an male-centred porn industry. Men tend to be most turned-on by erotic images, whereas arousal for women is a far more holistic enterprise, involving high-falutin' concepts like feelings, romance, and not treating other women like pieces of meat.
For many women the mysogynism found in much traditional porn is repellent on a political and moral level- or it's just funny and silly. So what to do?
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Step 2:
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Get some girl oriented porn
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You could always arrange for her to catch you looking at porn sites that feature girly-centric erotica. There are plenty dealing in erotic fiction, advice columns and women's sexuality articles- as well as bonus pictures of willies! Let her know there is porn out there that respects and celebrates women. Sources include www.forthegirls.com: with lots of cheeky smut.... sshh.com- a UK based shop and website for women, and fine art graduate Anna Span's erotic films, shot, directed and edited exclusively by women.
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Step 3:
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Erotic fiction
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Try buying one of those Mills & Boon romantic novels, particularly from the 'Blaze' and 'Desire' series. Now pretend you are reading it for it's literary merits, and read little snippets out to her. You will need to work on your accents though, and have different voices for all the characters. These are inevitably:
a handsome, hard-buttocked sailor on leave
a handsome hard-buttocked rock and roller
a handsome hard-buttocked jet fighter pilot
a handsome, hard-buttocked famous historical leader..
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Art photography
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Alternatively, buy an expensive coffee table photography book- those published by TASCHEN are often very rewarding. Visual artists like Natacha Merritt, Venessa Del Rio and Uwe Ommer produce beautiful thought-provoking images, which often feature willies in them
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Step 5:
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Make your own porn
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Or you could grab a video camera and suggest you make your own naughty video.... Just don't send the tape into Readers' Wives, or you'll be needing your dirty magazines- for your cold, lonely, sexless, girlfriendless life.....