How To Hide Your Porn
Pornography is a billion dollar business and most homes contain at least one dirty magazine hidden under a mattress. But the key is being able to hide your sexploitation in a place where no one will ever think to find it. Follow these steps to ensure that your smutty secret remains safe.
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Step 1:
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Find A Disguise
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The key thing to remember when trying to hide your adult materials is to put it in the last place that anyone would ever look. After all, when you lose something, it's always found in the last place that you look. So when dealing with dirty movies or girlie magazines, replace the covers with a less appealing cover. Cut the obscene magazine cover off with an X-Acto knife and glue a boring magazine's cover on top to disguise your bawdiness. DVDs work in a similar fashion. Cut out or print out the cover to an unwatchable film and glue that onto your dirty movies.
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Step 2:
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Secret Compartments
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Summon your inner spy. Shop online for hidden safes that will allow you to stash your adult materials into a hollowed out pillow. Consider gutting War & Peace to hide your DVDs.
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Step 3:
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Discreet Downloads
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Hidden file programs allow you to keep your intimate downloads all to yourself. They will create a separate place on your hard drive that will hold any file that you don't want anyone finding - including computer repair people.