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How To Paintball Like Rambo

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How To Paintball Like Rambo

How To Paintball Like RamboPaintball is an amazing game, according to John Rambo- err, well actually this is presented by John Rambo's brother because the real Rambo wasn't available. Brush up on your paintball skills, and your paintball tactics with this guide to how to paintball like Rambo


Step 1:

Know the terrain

Before you start to scope out the game zone, you need cover: fox holes, barricades, fences, wood,armoured personnel carriers, bits of bird, more barricades, big tubes, grass, Russians, Visualise yourself a mind map! Know the terrain.


Step 2:

I'm on the edge

When paintballing the safest place for you is at the perimeter. That way, incoming's coming in from 180 degrees, not 360!


Step 3:

Communicate with your unit

In paintballing you gotta be loud and descriptive: tell your team what you're doing, and listen to what they're telling you.


Step 4:

Take the pain

This is paintball! You're gonna get hurt! You are going to get bruised! and jostled! you may be attacked by bracken, or get caught on a thorn!


Step 5:

Rescue the hostages

In paintball, you should never miss a chance to be a hero. I'm going in to rescue those hostages, and if I get shot, all the better.....That's the great thing about paintball, nobody really dies.

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    1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful sunil237 (150 days ago)

    ha frigin awsome!!! tip: dont get shot in the fingertip!

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    1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful 22392jimmy (175 days ago)

    Minttt

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    1 out of 1 person found this comment helpful varric (214 days ago)

    Russsians! more barricade! xD

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    Anonymous (257 days ago)

    I liked this! brilliantly stupid XD

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    Anonymous (277 days ago)

    lawl thats why u wear a cup -_-

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    Anonymous (294 days ago)

    hahaha ill remember that!!, dont get shot in the balls! lol best advice i ever got

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    1 out of 2 people found this comment helpful K a m i (365 days ago)

    XP This is too funny XP

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    0 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous (365 days ago)

    masks masks masks. this is why kids get hurt that and there to dumb to read the instructions

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    2 out of 3 people found this comment helpful Anonymous (367 days ago)

    the Russians!!

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    1 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous (369 days ago)

    epic

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    1 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous (370 days ago)

    zanthor?

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    1 out of 3 people found this comment helpful Anonymous (371 days ago)

    fake

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    1 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous (389 days ago)

    feathers, AND RUSSIANS! :O

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    1 out of 2 people found this comment helpful Anonymous (389 days ago)

    Oh GOD, it's PAINFUL!!!

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    2 out of 4 people found this comment helpful Anonymous (394 days ago)

    hahaha! how awesome was that!

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